Today I had to search "How to get permanent marker off a toddler." Yep. Josh found a marker in the 2 minutes it took me to change Jake's diaper, and wrote all over his tummy (and no, he isn't an artistic genius and didn't create a cool tattoo patten that said something awesome like "My mom Rocks" I know... disappointing...), then he marked on our ottoman. Hmmm. Life of toddlers - never a dull moment.